*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING


"bear with me," i say

i have a bear with me. i want everyone to know

So today’s lesson is, you kill each other off till there’s only one left.

"Hi. I’m Ted Mosby. In exactly forty-five days from now, you and I are gonna meet. And we’re gonna fall in love. And we’re gonna get married, and… we’re gonna have two kids. And we’re gonna love them and each other so much. All of that is forty-five days away. But I’m here now, I guess, because I want those extra forty-five days. With you, I want each one of them. […] Because… I love you. I’m always gonna love you. ‘Til the end of my days, and beyond.


Extreme apologizing. For when you’ve really pissed her off.